Right Honourable Tongue

The Honourable Tongue hangs fat from its gob
The Honourable Tongue loves doing its job
The Honourable Tongue swings in the wind
The Honourable Tongue wouldn’t know if it sinned
The Honourable Tongue doesn’t know how to fib
The Honourable Tongue slips rosy and glib
The Honourable Tongue is fit and it’s fast
The Honourable Tongue has no future or past
The Honourable Tongue draws distinctions so fine
The Honourable Tongue never crosses the line
The Honourable Tongue now and then must lick rectum
The Honourable Tongue gives the lie to elect him
The Honourable Tongue clucks like a prude
The Honourable Tongue pokes out to be rude
The Honourable Tongue has no brain and no ears
The Honourable Tongue is nervous round queers
The Honourable Tongue traded taste for a joke
The Honourable Tongue talks like ordinary folk
The Honourable Tongue works hard to stay clean
The Honourable Tongue belongs to the Queen
The Honourable Tongue does what needs must in a tussle
The Honourable Tongue is History’s muscle
The Honourable Tongue must speak for us all
And The Honourable Tongue never fails – to appal.